I said I'd try to find out if his firewall had been breached, He had Bonzi Buddy, Comet Cursor, and Quicktime 3.1. It took seven tries to get him to the Start menu and Run, I've been on the phone long-distance doing tech support for Dad. There are bamboo shoots and water torture, German blondes named Gert,įilms with Adam Sandler and lots of other things that hurt,īut it's not my job or girlfriend that finally drove me mad, 'Hi there, son, could you call me back? My computer's running slow.' I was hoping I could just go home and sleep the night away.īut the message waiting for me was the worst a man could know: It had been a long-ass work week, it had been a long-ass day,